How I Met Your Mother - Nothing Suits Me Like a Suit
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I know what you're thinkin'
"What's Barney been drinkin'"
That girl was smokin' hot
Yes, I could have nailed her
But, no, it's not a failure
'cause there's one thing she is not
To score a ten would be just fine
But I'd rather be dressed to the nines
It's a truth you can't refute---
Nothin' suits me like a suit
Picture a world
Where all the boys and girls
Are impeccably well dressed
That delivery guy in a jacket and tie
That puppy in a double-breast
That eighties dude with muttonchops
That baby with a lollipop
That lady cop who's kinda cute---
Nothin' suits them like a suit
A wingman I can wear
They're oh, so debonair
The perfect way to snare a girl with daddy issues
In navy blue or black
Check out this perfect rack
I want to give them a squeeze
Then answer these questions, if you please
[Marshall in leprechaun voice]
What would you do if you had to choose
between your suits and a pot of gold?
What would you say if you gave your suits away
and in return you'd never grow old?
What would you pick one million chicks
Or a single three-piece suit
What if world peace were within your reach-
Uh...I'm gonna stop you right there. It's suits.
C'mon Lily. Get your head out of your a@#
Two, three, four
Girls will go and girls will come
But there's only one absolute
Every bro on the go needs to know that there's no
I'm sorry, Suits, let's make amends
My Sunday best are my best friends
Send Casual Friday down the laundry chute
'Cause nothing suits the undisputed
oft-saluted suitor of repute
wait for it....
Nothing suits him like....a ...suit
Suit up! Suit up! Suit up! Suit up! Suit!